Carma Dillon was born by the river in a little tent. By age two she demonstrated brilliance by reciting all of the colors of the
alphabet. Her poetic nature was first discovered by Mrs. Piggle Wiggle and later mentored by Professor Richard Walter, UCLA
Screenwriting Chairman. Her spiritual grandfather is Edward Estlin Cummings and she is purported to be the scandalous, secret
offspring of an incestuous union between Douglas Adams and Amelia Earhardt. How these things happen is the subject of her
current thesis. She has a G.E.D. from a school in Salt Lake City that prefers to remain anonymous. She stands accused of being
radically unschooled and dangerously imaginative.

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"It is a miracle that
curiosity survives formal education." ~Einstein~
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